| If you are expecting to see hard core nudity you will be sourly disappointed, now soft core that’s a different question but it has the same answer, then again it all depends on what you consider nudity. Nudity is defined as “bareness or plainness, with no covering or decoration” are “the state of having no clothes on” which there is none in my gallery. Not that I am against nudity but girls won’t let me take pictures of them naked and nobody what’s too see my hairy balls………. are do they? |
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| Hi I am Rees I have been 22 for about 22 years now I am Irish but I am not a stereotype I am just like you I live on a farm in a thatched cottage, work the fields, survive purely on potatoes, wear a lot of green, invest in gold which I store in a pot located at the end of a rainbow (location may very from day to day). I enjoy drinking stout and whiskey which normally leads to a great night of drunken brawls but not before I bust a move and break out in river dance. My best friend is a Leprechaun called Paddy whose crops are failing due to blight. If you wish to help Paddy the Leprechaun Ill receive any donations you wish to give. |
Best Photographer in the World
| This is a collection of Jenny “the” Best's work, she is not just a gifted photographer but a top class human being, you know one of those high breeds that is both enlighten and cooler than a mo fo. Check out her work are else you might go too hell because I here she has it in good with the big man up stars, you know who I mean they guy with the beard, turns water into wine that’s right the J man. |
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| The four steps of the acquisition of wisdom are first silence, the second listening, the third concentration and the forth is is ………. oooh look it’s a bunny rabbit. (caps lock's is FUCKIN AWESOME). |
Clowns smile all the time
| Reesy is a mythological creature, half man, half animal as he often refers to him self as a manimal. He is described as absentminded and his antics are perceived as pointless, illogical, borderline psychotic and hazardous, were as he see’s his actions as an artistic endeavor to progress and evolve the human way of thinking. His day to day routine involves new and profound ways in which he can escape the reality that he is stuck on planet earth in the most boring century were understanding and empathy are a rare gift and ignorance is wide spread among the vast population. His first contact with life on Earth was with a dairy cow called Aileen that he says is the 19th reincarnation of a camber maid from 1881 whose new acquired hobbies involve eating grass and boggle. His first contact with a human was with a failing comedian Eddy whom Reesy laugh’s at for all the wrong reasons. Eddy introduced Reesy to irony, which Reesy uses on a continual bases and because of which leads to much of the controversy surrounding him. Although Reesy comes from an advanced race his over the top use of intergalactic drugs has rendered his thought to be at some times irrational and because of this he has 5 outstanding warrants and an extensive tattoo covering his whole body. When asked his reason for getting it done his reply was “because how else will I match my shoes” a pair shoes that he lost that night when he went swimming in a salmon farm. Although the police say he is highly dangerous Reesy is relatively harmless around living things but you shouldn’t ask him to hold a ming vase. |
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| Hello, my name is Reesy, I like candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach and doing charity work. I am a very quit and shy person who likes to keep his head down and achieve the most academically. I have long blond hair, green eyes, I’m a pioneer and I am a Professional gymnast, that’s right ladies flexible bo ya. Also I like too lie about what kind of person I am on profile pages. |
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- Current Residence: Were ever I am the walls won’t stop melting. Ahhhh what the was that, was that me, am I talking
- deviantWEAR sizing preference: I am about a medium.
- Print preference: Inky
- Interests: Finding Bigfoot and if the is any spare time clubbing baby seals are arson.
- Favourite movie: Doberman (french) Oldboy (korean)
- Favourite band or musician: Death in Vegas/Aphex Twin/The Chemical Brothers/Massive Attack/The Prodigy/Leftfield/Portishead..ect
- Favourite genre of music: Trip hop, break beat, electronic, techno, it goes on
- Favourite artist: Salvador dali
- Favourite poet or writer: Confucius, Hunter S. Thompson and Bill Hicks
- Favourite photographer: Delphines
- Favourite style of art: Surrealism
- Operating System: Brain
- MP3 player of choice: One that takes batteries.
- Shell of choice: Pistachio
- Wallpaper of choice: Flat
- Skin of choice: Green
- Favourite game: beer pong
- Favourite gaming platform: ball in a cup
- Favourite cartoon character: Daffy Duck
- Personal Quote: I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Mutiple felon perhaps, but certainly not too dangerous.
- Tools of the Trade: Rizla
- Email: Ask 4 it
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Pisces
| You have an optimistic out look on life, seeing the good in every thing. You are living in a dream world and have lost you’re grasp on reality. Every one thinks you are an idiot. You will fail at every thing. You’re a dick. |
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